Johnny Appleseed, the original hipster

Johnny Appleseed was the original hipster. He liked apples before they were popular or "cool", he wore suspenders and ironic hats, and he preferred the old way of farming (aimlessly scattering seeds) to any more modern way. I added a few more things, but you get the point. I don't know why I didn't really put too much into this one, felt like I was just doing it to do it eventually, but here it is.